Why Rush Limbaugh Should Shut His Fucking Mouth

Oh Rush, you’ve done it again. No, I’m not talking about the classic Canadian rock group that features God on drums either. I’m talking about everyone’s favorite fat-ass, bigoted, loudmouth, hypocritical, ultra-conservative piece of stool Rush Limbaugh.

His stance on birth control is one thing, but when he blatantly calls a girl a slut for stating her beliefs on why birth control is a great thing and that she practices it as well, it’s something else. Now, Rush has totally descended past the point of self-parody. We’ve always expected him to say something totally ridiculous and stupid, but now his moments of putting his own foot in his mouth have just grown so goddamned tiresome that he’s just fucking boring.

It seems that birth control itself has come under so much fire lately that, like Limbaugh himself, it’s just becoming utterly ridiculous and tiresome. If you’re a girl and you take birth control pills, you’re not a slut…YOU ARE A NORMAL FUCKING GIRL! Certain people (i.e. conservatives) have such a problem with women taking the pill most likely because they’re afraid of the fact that said women may be having sex with multiple partners…BECAUSE SHE FUCKING WANTS TO. Does that make her a slut? Not necessarily, but that’s another discussion for another day. What people like Rush and Rick Santorum and every other douche bag blowhard out there is afraid of is the idea of a woman enjoying being sexually active instead of being a subservient housewife chained up in the kitchen all day and squeezing out a baby every year or so. That goes against the typical conservative beliefs that date back to the old, OLD days when women had little to no rights. That’s the America that ultra conservatives want to go back to, and the idea of a sexually active American woman enjoying her life and using the birth control pill frightens the wholly living shit out of them.

Now, don’t think I’m just writing this to knock on conservatives. Not all conservatives are like Rush and necessarily believe what he’s spouting, just like not all liberals are tree-hugging jerk-offs either. BUT, people like Rush play to their audience (and the audience that he draws in is staggeringly shocking) and his audience draws off of him as well. An audience of sheep and Rush is the sheep-herder, which is just the way he wants it and how he’s managed to sustain himself for so goddamn long with his radio show. Now, the fat bastard may have finally bitten off more than he can chew…which in itself is one hell of a shocker.



Fuck you bitch-tits.

Trapped in the Closet: The Ridiculous Rick Santorum

Rick Santorum is a piece of dogshit.

But chances are, you knew that already.

The Republican Presidential candidate hopeful is by and large the most bigoted, hateful, ignorant politician I think I’ve ever seen. Yes folks, he beats Bush Jr. and Reagan hands down in terms of being a total piece of elitist garbage, just for the fact that he takes things so much further based on one simple fact: Rick Santorum is so far in the closet that there’s little help of getting him out of it.

He hates Gays so much that he should be running to overthrow Fred Phelps for being the leader of the Westboro Baptist Church instead of making a mockery of the Republican Party. And yes folks, you read that last sentence correctly: someone is actually making a mockery of the Republican Party. For that achievement alone, Santorum should get some kind of award. That, and the fact that his last name is now used as the description of what is basically ass-froth is so fitting for this piece of shit that it can’t help but make you smile a little just whenever you hear his name…well, at least for a little bit anyway before he goes and ruins it by talking.

Just recently Santorum decided to tell people that John F. Kennedy’s speech regarding the separation of Church and State “made him sick”. So in addition to being a super-closeted homosexual, Santorum is also a religious zealot. Also, he believes that women shouldn’t have any rights whatsoever. If it were up to him, every woman in America would be chained up in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, and popping out babies year after year, because that’s what Santorum’s “America” is all about.

So, let’s narrow this down folks:

Santorum hates Gays.

Santorum hates believes women should have no rights, birth control or otherwise.

Santorum believes Church and State should be united as one.

Santorum believes Christianity is the only religion that should be recognized and that all other religions should be abolished.

Santorum believes that colleges and any form of higher learning are evil.



Sum all this up and who does Rick Santorum sound like? He sounds like Adolf fucking Hitler, that’s who.

This guy is ridiculous, and occasionally he gets hilariously ridiculous with his bullshit, but all the same sometimes he comes off as just flat-out frightening too. Please, no matter your political affiliation, don’t let this guy get anywhere in the political world.

Oh, and if you’re a woman and you’re actually for what Santorum stands for, you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.