Ah yes, the joy of LEGO video games. They’re a simple pleasure, but they can be an oh so much fun one as well. Over the past few years, we’ve seen LEGO take on such licensed properties as Star Wars (numerous times), Indiana Jones, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Harry Potter. There are more LEGO games on the horizon, with a return to Batman and the larger DC Universe, along with some other unnamed licenses too. For as kid-friendly (and let’s face it, flat out identical to each other) all these LEGO video games are, I’m presenting a list of what the most awesome LEGO video games could be. Strap yourselves in folks…
LEGO GAME OF THRONES
(Just imagine seeing Ned Stark get his head chopped off in LEGO form!)
LEGO HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN
(Rapists, sadists, and drug addicts…in LEGO form! With hilarious LEGO limbs flying across the screen!)
LEGO SPARTACUS
(More LEGO limbs flying across the screen, and slow motion LEGO people fucking!)
LEGO 300
(See above)
LEGO DEXTER
(A serial killer of serial killers…fun for the whole family!)
LEGO VIDEODROME
(Mind-bending chest vaginas…I actually gagged a little when I thought how that would look in LEGO form)
LEGO PULP FICTION
(Just imagine how the adrenaline shot scene would look)
LEGO JACKASS
(Every time they hit the wall during a stunt they burst into LEGO pieces…and Ryan Dunn is a skeleton)
LEGO THE WIRE
(Drugs and dirty cops in Baltimore…with LEGOS!)
LEGO THE ACCUSED
(What?)
LEGO DAWN OF THE DEAD
(Zombie LEGOS in the mall. When they rip people apart hilarity ensues)
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