DISCLAIMER: This blog entry is satirical (for the most part) and not meant to be taken seriously in the least. While I myself am an atheist...

So…the world didn’t end. SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!! But seriously though, we knew there wouldn’t be a “rapture” (although I’m starting to r...

It’s the end of the world. Oceans will turn into blood. The dead will rise from the grave. Dogs and cats will be living together. Yes sir, i...

There's being a tool any other regular day of the week, but there's being a Christmas tool too. How does one tell whether or not th...