I've been in a bit of a pissy mood as of late. No personal drama going on or anything of that sort, but lately I've just found myself getting automatically pissed off at random times of the day over various things.
Things that have been pissing me off lately include, but are not limited to:
College freshmen
Douche bags that live in their parent's basements that have more PS3 trophies than I do
Douche bags with popped collars
Douche bags that cause other Italians to be labeled as "guidos" even when they're not (ahem)
Douche bags in general
Ultra-conservatives
Timothy Patrick Snyder
94 WYSP for playing the exact same shit for the past decade
AT&T for wanting to charge me out the ass for getting an iPhone
The job market
People who get drunk and feel the urge to sing
The kid who shot me in the ass tonight with a fucking Nerf gun
People who type on their laptops in coffee shops
The asshole who took my lighter
People who give me weird looks on the bus/subway when I'm playing Mario Kart on my DS. Go fuck yourself
Michael Bay for making another Transformers movie
Shia LaDouche for being in another Transformers movie
My comic book script for seeming a lot better as an idea in my head than it is when put to paper
...that's all for now, but I assure you that there will be more!
Suck it!
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I guess it's better than being pissed on!!!
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