Showing posts with label summer movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label summer movies. Show all posts
Monday, August 8, 2016

SUICIDE SQUAD MINI-REVIEW

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Well, here we are. We’ve finally gotten around to SUICIDE SQUAD, and of course, it’s getting trashed by most critics, much like BATMAN V S...
Saturday, June 4, 2016

People Hate "X-Men: Apocalypse" For No Real Reason

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"X-Men: Apocalypse" came out last weekend, to a surprising amount of middling reviews from critics and audiences alike. Some of ...
Saturday, May 7, 2016

The BLADE RUNNER Sequel That No One Wanted is Coming

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....sigh..... Remember that sequel to "Blade Runner" you were hoping would one day become a reality? Yeah, I don't either....
Monday, June 22, 2015

40 Years of "JAWS"

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It's the movie that made you afraid to go in the water. It's the movie that made Steven Spielberg a household name. It's t...
Saturday, May 30, 2015

The Belated Review for "MAD MAX: FURY ROAD"

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What a lovely day indeed. I haven't seen a movie like "Mad Max: Fury Road" come from a mainstream studio in quite some tim...
Saturday, August 9, 2014

Michael Bay Thinks You're Stupid

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Blah blah blah, Michael Bay. Blah blah blah, destroys my childhood. Blah blah blah, how does he keep getting to produce and direct shi...
Saturday, June 22, 2013

The Belated "Man of Steel" Review

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It's been a while since the last time we had a Superman movie, namely 2006's underwhelming "Superman Returns". In that m...
Sunday, January 27, 2013

JJ Abrams and "Star Wars": My Honest Opinion

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The announcement that J.J. Abrams will be directing "Star Wars: Episode VII" sent shockwaves through nerdom all around the univer...
Sunday, August 19, 2012

Thoughts On the Hilariously Shitty Remake of "Robocop"

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Everything gets remade these days, from classics like “Psycho”, “Dawn of the Dead”, and “Total Recall” to even lesser-renowned films like “T...
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Sunday, July 22, 2012

"THE DARK KNIGHT RISES" Review!!!! (SPOILERS!)

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Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy has come to an end. Four years after the release of the monumental “The Dark Knight” comes “The Dark Kni...
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Sunday, July 1, 2012

Thoughts On the "Highlander" Remake...Starring Ryan Fucking Reynolds (Ugh...)

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I have a lot of guilty pleasures in my life: grindhouse films, cheesy horror flicks from the 80s, and cigarettes among others…but there’s on...
Tuesday, December 20, 2011

What the fuck is Bane saying?!

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Over the past few days there’s been a shit ton of internet chatter and theories regarding “The Dark Knight Rises”. After the unveiling of t...
Wednesday, July 20, 2011

"The Dark Knight Rises" First Impressions

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It started in 2005 with “Batman Begins”, and now six years later, Christopher Nolan’s Batman films have achieved an almost legendary status....
Saturday, July 2, 2011

Fuck Michael Bay, Fuck Transformers...Fuck Me Sideways

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Michael Bay represents everything that is wrong with the film industry today. Massive explosions and ultra-flashy action sequences, incoher...
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Friday, May 27, 2011

Some New Thoughts on "The Avengers" Movie

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First and foremost, all I have to say is SPOILER WARNING!!! If you haven’t seen “Thor” yet, don’t read any further, because I’ll be talking ...
Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Thor Trailer: First Impressions

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I'm nerding out again, but I don't know if it's in a fit of pleasure or rage yet. Marvel's film studio is churning out anoth...